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Snooze Button Dreams: reports

“Lovely Wife and I went to relationship counseling once. Our ‘facilitator’ seemed likable enough and our session started out pretty well. At one point she said something along the lines of ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’ She then asked me if I could name Lovely Wife’s favorite flower.

I leaned over, feeling very confident, touched Lovely Wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘Self-Rising, isn’t it?’

The rest of the story is not pleasant.”